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Wednesday, March 25 2009

A new filk: planetarium

Sang to the melody of Metallica’s: Sanitarium

Welcome to a place where stars stand still
No one cares and no one will
Moon is full never seems to change
It drives you mentally deranged
Show the same show every night
Like a movie house that didn’t get it right
I wish I had gone to the bar
Instead I’m bored and it’s gone to far

Sleep my friend cos you will see
Stars look better in reality
My neck is cramped from looking up
Can’t they see they see it’s all screwed up ?

Planetarium, leave me be
Planetarium, just leave me at home.

Build my fear of what’s out there
Planets without any air
E.T. phone home, call airstrike
Independence-day tonight
The anal-probes are in their hands
subject of experimental plans…
Tie us up and explore us well
I feel like I’m in X-files hell…

No more will I stay in here
Bored fantasies make me fear
Droning on about Saturns rings
While I fear probes in my o-ring…

Planetarium, leave me be
Planetarium, just leave me at home.
Planetarium…

Just leave me at home !

I wanted to be an astronaut
If only space-ships could be bought
Space fantasies I’m cured of sure.
It’s a huge and empty vacuous bore.
A thousand light years for a view
I’d rather sit and look at you.
The voice is like the space they show
Neverending, sleepy hollow.

Planetarium, leave me be
Planetarium, just leave me at home.

*PS. I actually really LIKE planetariums - I just couldn’t resist such a perfect filk word :p

Monday, March 9 2009

Blondchen

I will interpret Blondchen in a duet from Mozart Entführung aus dem Serail. It is a lovely duet, with charming passages and also very funny ones. I'm enjoying myself preparing it!

That will take place in the Bagneux Theatre Victor Hugo, on Wednesday 2009.03.11, 7 PM, European time. If you can't be there with me but want to get an idea and share my pleasure, you can still play this video (second half) and think about me.... Read Blondchen

A filk for a Monday

I wrote this while riding on a taxi for the first time in ages on Saturday, thought it was good enough to share.

Zola (To the tune of Lola).


I met him at a corner down in Africa
He said: Five bob tot by seapoint, hop in my bra
In my…

Chorus:
Zola. E-zoe-eh-zola, ah-zo-zo-zo-zola X2

He drove at a fraction of the speed of light,
I’m telling you there’s nothing that will give you a fright
like a…

Chorus

Now I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
how this crazy motherdriver carries 500 men
in a…
Chorus X 4

Wednesday, March 4 2009

Top 10 theme songs for an angry broken heart.

It’s high time I blog something personal again for a change. I didn’t mention this before because of the kongoni release and I wanted the blog to be focused on that for a while, but if you don’t know yet - I’m in the middle of a divorce.
I am at this stage going through a series of very fluctuant emotions jumping from relief, through anger to sadness and everything in between on a regular basis.

What helped me through this was two things. Firstly the unwavering support of my friends - without your hugs I would be dead now guys, all of you - you know who you are. Secondly the true symbol of being single again: being able to crank up whatever music you want as loud as you want and not care about bothering anybody and letting it help you channel your emotions somewhere useful.
So today’s blog: the top ten songs that helped me survive (mostly be reminding me why I should be angry).

  1. You give love a bad name: The bon jovi original works, the Atreyu death metal cover works better.
  2. Tainted love: Manson version, the rest are just not angry enough.
  3. Bound: A disturbed song, about why you shouldn’t let your partner try to change who you are… because you may as well die.
  4. Criminal: Another disturbed song: about being hurt, and getting really angry about it.

    …Actually add about 4 more disturbed songs to this list, I won’t mention them all.

  5. Closer: Nine Inch Nails, no don’t ask me why a song about the healing power of sex makes me feel better at this time.
  6. The razors edge: ACDC, the perfect generic angry song, no matter what you’re angry at.
  7. Bury me where I fall: 36 Crazy Fists. I don’t actually know exactly what this song is about, just a kind of roller-coaster ride through emotional metaphors, but it works.
  8. Wait and bleed: Slipknot… if you don’t know why this is here, you don’t know the song.
  9. Bat out of hell: Meat Loaf, one of the most intense balads ever written about the journey of the soul, and you gotta identify with a song that ends with the protagonist pondering through the moments of his own gruesome death.
  10. Heart shaped box: Nirvanna. Because: hey wait, I got a real complaint.

Friday, March 21 2008

Second audio + video recording (singing)

On Wednesday I sung, among others, in a theatre not far from home, and the performance was recorded by my companion.

I'm not very satisfied with my own singing, I even tend to prefer my first Poulenc, but this is also very beautiful music (Debussy, Mozart) and maybe I render some of its beauty.

The audience was happy with my performance, some of them were even very happy, which was to me a surprise. I hope to improve my singing in the future, but to you make your own opinion, here are the recordings (the pianist's name is Naoko Fujiwara) : Apparition (sudden apparition of the beloved one, in the street evening) and Pierrot (featuring... Read Second audio + video recording (singing)

Friday, September 14 2007

First sound recording

Finally, I have a first sound recording.

That was last Saturday, for my parents' golden Wedding anniversary. In a church in Paris, with a beautiful 19th century organ by Cavaillé-Coll.

I sang the Agnus Dei from a mass by Poulenc.

The quality of the sound recording is very bad, but it is the only one I have. It has been made by a pocket video camera.

My singing is supposed to have been "pure and cristalline", and the organ was played quite well, by its entilted organist Christophe Simon. So I just leave it to your imagination ..

Thursday, August 16 2007

A taste of eternity

Shostakovitch sonata for cello and piano, by Torleif Thedéen and Roland Pöntinen.

Listen to it on http://medici-arts.tv (July the 27th), along with Fauré (so lyric and sad! such a beautiful cello sound, so warm!), Chopin (what color are your dreams, Roland?), Grieg and Ravel.

Wednesday, August 15 2007

Schumann, Brahms ..

Thanks to Kozlika, I have spent this last vacation day listening to some concerts at Verbier festival.

The well-know pianist Martha Argerich managed to gather a small group of top musicians and offered a splendid concert on the 28th of July. My 7 yrs old daughter loved the Scenes of Childhood (Schumann) and I must admit that was a really very very good interpretation. All the concert was very good, maybe except the Beethoven trio.

Now maybe you don't appreciate classical "lieder", but you are curious and you don't fear too much dark atmospheres, then you have to hear Thomas Quasthoff in recital, with Hélène Grimaud on Sunday 29 July. At least the Brahms. It is a wonderful experience, very true, very sensual.