Sang to the melody of Metallica’s: Sanitarium
Welcome to a place where stars stand still
No one cares and no one will
Moon is full never seems to change
It drives you mentally deranged
Show the same show every night
Like a movie house that didn’t get it right
I wish I had gone to the bar
Instead I’m bored and it’s gone to far
Sleep my friend cos you will see
Stars look better in reality
My neck is cramped from looking up
Can’t they see they see it’s all screwed up ?
Planetarium, leave me be
Planetarium, just leave me at home.
Build my fear of what’s out there
Planets without any air
E.T. phone home, call airstrike
Independence-day tonight
The anal-probes are in their hands
subject of experimental plans…
Tie us up and explore us well
I feel like I’m in X-files hell…
No more will I stay in here
Bored fantasies make me fear
Droning on about Saturns rings
While I fear probes in my o-ring…
Planetarium, leave me be
Planetarium, just leave me at home.
Planetarium…
Just leave me at home !
I wanted to be an astronaut
If only space-ships could be bought
Space fantasies I’m cured of sure.
It’s a huge and empty vacuous bore.
A thousand light years for a view
I’d rather sit and look at you.
The voice is like the space they show
Neverending, sleepy hollow.
Planetarium, leave me be
Planetarium, just leave me at home.
*PS. I actually really LIKE planetariums - I just couldn’t resist such a perfect filk word :p



